insta: mxedne

apostatefeverdream:

ALT

currentlycryingaboutlancelot:

actually impossible to have any kind of conversation with my brother

ozempicofficial:

dogpuppy:

catgirlbeanie:

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

cowboyhatesithere:

the uncontrollable urge to know how people describe me to others

hometoursandotherstuff:

depsidase:

lastpositivist:

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn’t like was transferred away

mad-hare:

Fun fact: for some reason men that compare themselves to golden retrievers on hinge do NOT like being told “bark for me dog”